Don't believe all that you read.

Dear Mama,

 Yes I did read the article in the Daily Mirage and my first reaction is to say don't believe everything you read. From the time I spent with Mr Oniker, I find it very hard to believe that he is the much wanted nazi war criminal Ernst Schlafan-Zimmer. For a start Mr Oniker has no trace of an accent and he does not walk with a limp. If you remember the Mirage makes much of Herr Schlafen-zimmer's wooden leg, which Mr Oniker most obviously does not have. If you still have your doubts I suggest you try and work out a ploy which would cause Mr Oniker to roll up his trouser leg. In the meantime I suggest rather than change your staff, you change your daily newspaper.

yours A